December 2010
i'm on vacations and i don't have time for...
Reblog if you have a crush on one of your...
youmakemydreams:
A Fine Line Between Smarta** and Dumba**
Fast Food | Ontario, Canada
(I work at a popular fast food restaurant. Drive-through customers should be aware that we can hear every word they say.)
Coworker: “Hi, welcome to ***. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I just need a minute to decide.”
Coworker: “No problem, just let me know when you are ready.”
(The customer talks to his passengers, while we listen…)
Customer, to his passengers:...
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27 lessons I’ve learned in 27 years
I found this, and it’s kind of interesting. In her 27th birthday Karen made a list of the 27 most important things she has learned.
by Karen on June 7, 2010
(Note: Many of these lessons have been acquired from other sources along my journey, and are not original thoughts.)
1. The first pancake always turns out badly.
2. You don’t have to get along with everyone, or make everyone like...
Boren’s Laws of the Bureaucracy:
1.When in doubt, mumble.
2.When in trouble, delegate.
3.When in charge, ponder.
The Twenty Healthiest Foods for Under $1 -... →
Food prices are climbing, and some might be looking to fast foods and packaged foods for their cheap bites. But low cost doesn’t have to mean low quality. In fact, some of the most inexpensive things you can buy are the best things for you. At the grocery store, getting the most nutrition for the least amount of money means hanging out on the peripheries—near the fruits and veggies, the meat...
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List of common misconceptions - Wikipedia, the... →
This is an incomplete list, which may never be able to satisfy particular standards for completeness. You can help by expanding it with reliably sourced entries. This list of common or popular misconceptions describes documented ideas and beliefs which are fallacious, misleading, or otherwise flawed; however, these ideas have been commonly repeated as though they are true.
How to be a 20-Something
By Ryan O’Connell
Be really attractive. Your acne is gone, your face has matured without having wrinkles and everything on your body is lifted naturally. Eat bagels seven days a week, binge-drink and do drugs: you’ll still look like a babe. When you turn thirty, it’ll become a different story but that’s, like, not for a really long time.
Reestablish a relationship with your...
Why guys are so cool...
Some very true… other funny… and of course, some are just lame…
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You don’t have to learn to spell...
If You Can...
If you can start the day without caffeine;
If you can get going without pep pills;
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains;
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles;
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it;
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time;
If you can forgive a friend's lack of...
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“A good deal of trouble has been caused in the world by too much intelligence and...”
– Life
“The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.”
– André Breton
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7 Common Causes and Proven Cures for...
This is a guest post by Mike from Living Skillfully: Change Your Life.
Do you put off doing things that would bring you closer to your desired goals? I know I do. But why are we so foolish?
It has something to do with how our daily responsibilities overwhelm us. In the midst of all the important things we know we need to do, we somehow convince ourselves that none of these things need to...
